I Need to Move My Junk Food Cabinet!

Today I finally admitted to myself my Junk Food Cabinet is way to close to my washer and dryer, I do way too much laundry, I have way too little will power and I'm going to so have to move my junk food stash way far away from the laundry station or anywhere too convenient to get to.....like perhaps Indiana?

Now you'll excuse me while I go brush the oreo's out of my teeth!